| Excuse |
Name |
Mark out of 10 |
Comment |
| None whatsoever as position is undefendable |
Lee Clack |
0 or 10 depends how you look at it! |
On hearing that it was Nathan's birthday on
tour, Mr Clack, for no apparent reason whatsoever
offered to buy him a Christmas Tree!?
I don't think
even the champagne and Adnams can explain this...
|
| Suspect Hairstyle |
Chris Withey |
4 |
After unfounded comments about a likeness to
Jimmy Osmond, Chris' partner Lucy let slip he uses her
hair straighteners. We admire this candidness and
acceptance of normal fly-half behaviour. long may it continue
|
| Wearing wifes panties in the changing room |
Richie Farrands |
7 |
I can see the benefits in many ways of tight silky
knickers - but not in public and in front of
impressionable players under the age of 30. Keep your
antic at home.
|
| I am very doubtful of making the match as I am recovering from being hit in the eye by an errant bulrush. |
Bob Stephenson |
8 |
Bull…. There is no doubt this an original and inventive excuse. Would a 2nd row admit to being beset by an aquatic plant – you decide. |
| I can’t play on Saturday as I am carrying an injury from training |
Abbo |
0 |
Owned! Truth – watching international gymnastics with ladyfriend. I like lycra but on Hungarian heffalumps. An outrageous fabrication. |
| I’ve put a pencil through my foot |
Will Dicks |
9 |
From ear to floor and through foot! Those of us who remember Will are not surprised. |
Dear Jockstrap,